Po dłuższej przerwie wracam na rower 😉🍼
Rozpoczynamy przygotowania do drugiej części sezonu 😎👊🏻#UAETeamEmirates#WeAreUAEpic.twitter.com/jB9lOzy9Ph— Rafał Majka (@majkaformal) April 27, 2022
I wonder if Rafał Majka has been swapping tips for how best to combine parenting duties and training with Rigoberto Urán, after the Colombian’s heavily criticised – but still pretty cool – interpretation of Daddy Day Care…
Three young female cyclists have been selected to join the Škoda DSI Cycling Academy, where they will be mentored by Dame Sarah Storey, Britain’s most decorated Paralympian.
Now in its fourth year, the academy aims to maximise young female potential in the sport by mentoring and developing the skills of “passionate” amateur riders.
The year-long programme is designed to complement each rider’s existing club or team activity, providing them with the opportunity to experience the life of a professional rider with on and off bike experiences.
22-year-old Alex Morrice, a Physics and Chemistry student, 19-year-old Sports Therapy and Rehabilitation student Katie-Ann Elliston, and 23-year-old Maia Forde, who works as a mental health and wellbeing practitioner, were selected from 90 applicants after a day of tests at the Lee Valley Velodrome last month.
The tests included a series of Wattbike challenges, followed by laps of the outdoor closed circuit to assess bike handling skills and straight-line speed.
The three new riders will join three existing Academy riders, Maddi Aldam-Gates, Gwyneth Parry and Olivia French, who were selected for the programme last year.
“I was so impressed with the level of all the riders taking part, their commitment, and the way they gelled together as a group,” said Storey, the Academy’s Principal.
“The tests were a six second peak power test, a three-minute maximal test then a 12-minute aerobic test, followed by two laps on the outdoor track. The riders all performed very well and gave absolutely everything – that there were so many riders slumped over their bikes at the end is testament to that!
“Congratulations to all the riders that took part in the testing day but ultimately three riders stood out for me and I’m excited to be working closely with Maia, Alex and Katie-Ann this year through the Academy programme.”
Storey’s invaluable mentorship will include bespoke training, racing and career advice, as well as additional media and social media training and a sport psychology programme developed exclusively for the Academy.
The riders will also take on exciting Academy ride experiences during the Women’s Tour, Tour de France and Tour of Britain.
I've now logged the weather on over 1000 commutes by bike in Worcester. My categories are dry, damp (it might have rained a bit but no need to change clothes) or soaked (towel and change of clothes needed). Conclusion: rain is not the barrier to cycling some people think it is. pic.twitter.com/hZmL6QaHLQ
— SHIFT (@goSHIFTscheme) April 27, 2022
Here’s a handy – and thoroughly researched – graph you can keep in your back pocket for the next time you need a counterpoint to the tired old “but what about when it rains?” trope.
Disclaimer – may not be applicable in every part of the UK…
School bus driver thinks he's driving a train disguised as a bicycle. He only drove in it to get past me he said and maybe he should just hit me instead. pic.twitter.com/jizBSyPiYi
— Cyclegranny 🚴♀️ (@anneramsey740) April 26, 2022
Over the last few years, the implementation of active travel schemes and Low Traffic Neighbourhoods (LTNs) – designed to block rat-running drivers, reduce pollution and make roads safer for cyclists and pedestrians – has emerged as arguably one of the most controversial and divisive issues in local politics.
For example, earlier this month we reported that Joanna Biddolph, a Conservative councillor for London’s Turnham Green ward, leaked confidential information about measures to protect the security of councillors during an anti-LTN demonstration.
Biddolph is one of the Chiswick’s leading opponents of new bike lanes and traffic restrictions, many of which were introduced during the initial stages of the Covid pandemic, and has accused the Labour-controlled council of turning the area into “Belfast during the Troubles”.
The leader of the Conservative group in Hounslow, Gerald McGregor, was also labelled a “bombastic dinosaur” by Labour after he compared the impact of Chiswick’s LTNs to apartheid-era South Africa.
In Hackney, where just 30 percent of households own a car, a councillor even received death threats because of his support for LTNs in the area.
> Councillor leaked confidential security information during row over Low Traffic Neighbourhoods
So it’s no surprise, then, that political commentators reckon that the future of LTNs and active travel initiatives could have a decisive impact on the outcome of the upcoming local elections in London.
“Battles about this predominantly pitch Conservatives against a pro-coalition of Labour, Greens and sometimes Lib Dems,” Nick Bowes, the chief executive of the Centre for London think tank, told the BBC.
“Very localised surprises might happen.”
Of course, many politicians at council level take advantage of local tension over LTNs to win votes, while some are wary of voter retaliation if they press ahead with the schemes.
> Conservative mayoral candidate for Hackney vows to ditch Low Traffic Neighbourhoods
But Simon Munk from the London Cycling Campaign says that opposition to LTNs on the basis that they will accrue votes from angry motorists is “short-termist”.
Munk also believes that it’s only a “lack of political will” which prevents LTNs from having a greater impact in the battle against climate change.
What do you think? Will LTNs play a key role in deciding the outcome of next week’s local elections?
ready for the mountains of Romandie @INEOSGrenadiers pic.twitter.com/uOporC26jC
— philippa york (@pippa_york) April 26, 2022
Ah, the Ineos Grenadiers – always in tune with the average cyclist on the street (desperately trying to avoid monstrosities such as whatever that is)…
What do you mean, greenwashing?!
The experience most cyclists have with vehicles like this is horrific, especially in cities. Let's not celebrate the development of another carbon-spewing monster-truck. Most cycling fans love the planet friendly profile of cycling, this is Greenwashing
— Bigdai🍷🍺🚲🏴🤘 (@Bigdai100) April 27, 2022
Cycling a very environmental activity. Pro cycle racing a very non environmental activity with all the following cars and motorbikes.
— Paul Jefferies (@jefferies918) April 27, 2022
Gas guzzling nonsense. Terrible choice of car.
Who signs this PR off?— julian stansall do gooder (@julianstansall) April 27, 2022
Of course, no mention of a rider nearly missing the start of a time trial would be complete without a nostalgic throwback to the epic 1989 Tour de France and defending champion Pedro Delgado’s nightmare prologue.
Delgado, who won the 1988 Tour amidst the farce of his positive-but-not-a-positive doping test, lost track of time as he warmed up for the 1989 race’s prologue in the backstreets of Luxembourg, only making it to the start ramp (a converted campervan, oddly enough) a whole two minutes and 40 seconds after his allocated time.
If that wasn’t enough, the Spaniard’s desire to make amends in the following day’s team time trial only served to blow his legs apart, as he struggled to keep the wheels of his Reynolds (the team now known as Movistar, for all the kids out there) teammates after an over-exuberant start – in the end losing another 2:48 to Laurent Fignon’s Super-U team.
Delgado – who, in a swashbuckling attacking display over the next three weeks, ended up third in Paris – eventually finished 3:34 behind winner Greg LeMond. Ouch.
While the 1989 Tour is best remembered for the time trialling drama on the Champs-Élysées, the greatest grande boucle of all time (anyone who disagrees is just wrong, frankly) began with another bit of chrono madness.
Brandon McNulty had a bit of a nightmare as he nearly missed the start of today's #TourDeRomandie prologue! pic.twitter.com/ABIqH1hgqH
— GCN Racing (@GcnRacing) April 26, 2022
Woops!
Brandon McNulty’s Tour de Romandie bid got off to a less than ideal start yesterday, as the American UAE Team Emirates rider rocked up at the start gate of the prologue with only seconds to spare…
The bemused look on the face of the Ineos Grenadiers’ Brandon Rivera – who demonstrated his perfect punctuality by being ready over a minute before his start time – as McNulty hurriedly prepared himself for his 5.1-kilometre effort is pretty priceless.
Perhaps we’re watching a trial run of UAE’s new pre-TT prep: Sprint to the start (that counts as a warmup, right?), hastily clip into the pedals, reset the computer, deep breath, job’s a good ‘un.
Or maybe not…
In any case, McNulty proved that his time trialling is better than his time keeping, as he finished 16th in the prologue, 17 seconds behind the flying winner Ethan Hayter.
The American later told VeloNews that he is still feeling the effects of the mass crash at Sunday’s Liège-Bastogne-Liège, which saw world champion Julian Alaphilippe puncture a lung and suffer multiple fractures, while McNulty himself lost huge chunks of skin in the shocking, 80kph pile-up.
It’s a whole new world – or at least it’s a whole new addictive bird app on your phone…
So, what was one of Elon Musk’s first acts as he commenced his four-billion-dollar bid to restore ‘free speech’ to the vast hell site that is Twitter?
Well, he banned a cyclist for adopting the tech billionaire’s name and joking about buying Tour de France organisers ASO. Naturally enough.
Remember @LucGrefte?
He changed his Twitter to Elon Musk yesterday to make a joke about buying ASO, and is now suspended. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZhZk85U0Qh
— Benji Naesen (@BenjiNaesen) April 26, 2022
That’ll show ‘em, Elon.
Satire truly is dead.
Or maybe’s he’s just a big RCS man and didn’t want to ruffle any feathers before the Giro…
🚨 Can confirm: Long Hill is the new Snake Pass.
Here's everything you need to know about Derbyshire's next cycling revelation, as the A5004 is closed to through traffic (except bikes!) for up to five months 👉 https://t.co/h9MZki9AB0pic.twitter.com/Sl4C83mR7j
— Peaks & Puddles 🚲 (@peaksandpuddles) April 26, 2022
Just as Snake Pass’ brief spell as a car-free cycling utopia begins to fade from the collective bike riding consciousness (ah, we had a good month, didn’t we?), another Peak District climb is set to take its place.
The A5004 Long Hill between Whaley Bridge and Buxton – named in 2010 as the seventh most dangerous road in Britain – is now closed to cars for up to five months, as major works are needed to repair a landslip.
> Snake Pass to reopen from tomorrow – with 20mph speed limit
In its usual state, according to Anthony from Peaks and Puddles, the 50mph A-road can be a sketchy experience for any cyclist, despite its use as a hill climb for local clubs (it even hosted the 2011 national hill climb championships).
But with barriers now blocking the 4.5 mile long, three-percent climb to motor vehicles – provided you take a detour around the landslip itself and keep an eye out for any drivers chancing their arm – cyclists can once again enjoy the serenity and safety of a Peak District road hitherto associated with speeding motorists, the sound of roaring engines, and general feelings of terror.
As Anthony, who rode the climb this week, says: “cycling heaven!”
Let’s just hope the council doesn’t get involved again…