Same time and place tomorrow, folks...
On the eve before the 2023 route is announced in Paris, I'll leave you with one final tribute to a legend who made British cycling history at the Tour de France...
A pioneer and trailblazer of British cycling passed away today.
First British rider to win a stage on the Tour de France, in 1958, and ambassador of the Grand Départ in Yorkshire back in 2014, Brian Robinson was 91.
We send our condelences to his family.
📸 Pressesports pic.twitter.com/Q0LRzeokUj
— Tour de France™ (@LeTour) October 26, 2022
> Britain's first Tour de France stage winner Brian Robinson dies, aged 91
Merlin Cycles has sent us some research suggesting that the average age at which a child learns to ride a bike has increased by nearly half a year compared with the 1980s.
Sadly there isn't any info on the sample size, but it has got us thinking — as more than a few of you are probably in the midst of, or have recently taught your kid(s) the joy of cycling — what age did they learn?
According to Merlin, whilst the average age was 5.1 years old in the 80s, it is now up to 5.5 years old. Hardly a big deal, I hear you cry, and I wouldn't disagree with you...anyway, it seemed like a nice discussion topic...
I think this is this the part where I'm meant to blame TikTok, the metaverse and all things behind a screen?
If you are in the market for your kid's first bike then check out our handy guide to know exactly what to look for and a few suggestions of the best children's bikes out there...
Wonder what this chap would be riding if he turned up for a club run? If you're not aware just how high-end this ride is, let's just say I'd be rather worried about dropping bubble tea on my bike if it happened to be a Colnago C68 with Lightweight Obermayer wheels...
If you fancy a bike for hacking round town with a bubble tea that will cost a little less, you can always check out our guide to the best commuter bikes.
Sea views, coffee, challenging climbs, ice cream and cake. Here's Jamie's 'A few hours around the Gower', a coffee ride to make you jealous...
> A few hours around the Gower: Jamie's coffee & ride on the stunning South Wales coastline
Pioneer. Trailblazer. Legend.
Today we join the cycling community in sending our heartfelt condolences to the family of Brian Robinson – the first British rider to complete and win a stage at @LeTour, and member of the British Cycling Hall of Fame. pic.twitter.com/oimk7DzQff
— British Cycling (@BritishCycling) October 26, 2022
> Britain's first Tour de France stage winner Brian Robinson dies, aged 91
Not one of, but THE nicest person you would ever meet. He pioneered pro cycling for GB. If the World had been represented by Brian, then all would be OK. https://t.co/EJGYti1MfT
— Phil Liggett (@PhilLiggett) October 26, 2022
road.cc reader Kendalred added: "I had the pleasure of being at a small vintage bike talk in our town a few years ago where Brian was the guest speaker — he seemed a genuinely good bloke, full of witty anecdotes and opinions! Sad news, but a life well and truly lived. Au revior Brian."
Right, let's see if this makes any sense...
Warner Bros. Discovery Sports and Infinite Reality have partnered "to offer a new and revolutionary way for audiences to engage with their favourite sports", starting with a "unique metaverse experience during the upcoming UCI Track Champions League".
Other than press release talk we can't actually decipher what this means in non-metaverse real-word terms...maybe that will become apparent closer to the time.
For now, we'll just have to take the word of John Acunto, CEO of Infinite Reality Inc, who says it is the "beginning of connecting amazing content with their audiences in unique and immersive ways. We can’t wait to see the fans' excitement while engaging with UCI Track Champions League and bringing them closer to the sport they love in a totally new and revolutionary way."
That explains that then...
Shout-out to kil0ran for the heads-up about this one...
Valtteri Bottas has spoken to the BBC about his love of cycling, gravel racing and all things outdoors. The Finn's two-wheeled adventures have caught our eye before, not least warming up for the Melbourne Grand Prix with a 30km/h spin and training with a certain Lance Armstrong.
> Canyon partners with F1 star Valtteri Bottas
Anyway, back to today's interview...
Bottas told the BBC: "For me it's a bit of a stress release. I can go to places that are quite remote, I can go to explore and almost leave any stress or F1-related things behind me when I get on my bike.
"For me it's mentally really important. I love nature and I love clean air, pure water, nice scenery — the less people you can see the better when I disconnect."
Acknowledging the contradiction between his personal and professional life, Bottas does show some self-awareness, accepting he has made a vast personal fortune out of a sport which creates an estimated 256,000 tonnes of carbon equivalent waste each season... not that pro cycling can act holier than holy on that front...
"I've definitely seen climate change in Finland — already the summer and winter is turning more in extremes. Already from my childhood to now I can see a difference. Being in F1, there's quite a big push to be greener — it took a while, but finally people are taking it seriously. Teams and organisations are really putting effort into it.
"In the end it's all about making simple choices, like if you go to work or to the supermarket; do you take your V8 car or bike? Simple things.
"My daily commute to school, even if it was snowing or raining or whatever, was by bike. For me it was a normal commute, so I didn't find it that hard — I got used to it and the wet weather."
Bottas has set up his own gravel race in Finland, starting next year. "Gravel racing is something that's been really rapidly growing, getting more and more popular especially in the United States," he said.
"I did my first gravel race last year in Steamboat Springs — SBT GRVL [near Denver, Colorado]. Most people go mountain biking and road cycling, but it just gives you the opportunity to explore a bit more — get on roads without any traffic or without any people. That's the pretty cool thing about it."
Winner of the coolest thing to do on a bike competition goes to Brooksby...
I never learnt to do any of those cool things, so I'll suggest that one of the coolest things you can do while riding a bike is — just? — riding a bike
That works for us.
First thing's first, I'll save you your comment asking: why we're doing the helmet 'debate' again? You're bored of it, I'm bored of it. Fair enough.
With that said, we thought we probably should share the reaction to Halfords, the UK's largest cycling retailer, posting this story to its 63,000 followers and advising riders that they "strongly recommend" wearing one... apparently... in case a tree branch falls on your head?
Is that a strong recommendation to purchase one on display at Halfords for £39.99 perhaps?
(2/2) Bike helmets can literally save lives & prevent cyclists from incurring brain damage in extreme circumstances. They’re the equivalent of airbags for a car – you wouldn’t want to be without them. Whilst riding without a helmet isn't illegal, we strongly recommend wearing one
— Halfords (@Halfords_uk) October 25, 2022
Now, I don't want to straw man Halfords' post too badly... they definitely don't believe falling tree branches are the sole reason cyclists should wear a lid. But hey, it's fun to point out the clunkiness on display, and the amusing lack of perception that someone could well be taking the piss out of your post...
Exhibit A:
Hi Eachann,
Thanks for reaching out 👍
Can you please pop me a DM so that I can look into this for you?
Thanks, Abdul.
— Halfords (@Halfords_uk) October 25, 2022
No nibble on this unfortunately...
Can you provide details on your range of motoring helmets? I’m very keen to protect my head while driving as the majority of head injuries are sustained inside motor vehicles.
— Deacon Thurston 🚴♂️ (@DeaconThurston) October 25, 2022
*Helmet debate disclaimer*
Now for the replies questioning Halfords' lack of evidence... you can't say I didn't warn you...
The equivalent of airbags? really? can you provide some empirical evidence for that?
— ReCyclingDave (@cycling_dave) October 25, 2022
I hadn't realised how dangerous cycling is! I'm cancelling my new bike order and will be returning all the accessories I already bought.
Thanks for the heads up!
— Dave McCraw (@david_mccraw) October 25, 2022
Dear @Halfords_uk, can you provide evidence for your claim that bike helmets are the equivalent of airbags for your car please?
I’ll wait…— Melston (@matthewelston) October 25, 2022
Right, that's enough of that. Wear a helmet if you want to. If you don't, don't. Onwards...
Well, well, well. Some big tech news this morning...
> Bianchi's new Oltre 'Air Deflector' tech is not UCI legal
At least it looks good...*sarcasm klaxon*...
Some early suggestions from the comments...
mctrials23: "The correct answer has always be a sick skid."
Skids aren't just for kids. 📷: kev fox pic.twitter.com/r5ikRocIGW
— Tom Pidcock (@tompidcock) May 28, 2017
ShutTheFrontDawes: "Coolest thing: track stand. Bonus points for doing it on a freewheel."
Patrick9-32: "I think the coolest thing is the MTB parents who have the tiny pedals and saddle setup on the top tube in front of them so their kid gets to feel the trails with them. Looks so much fun and I wish it had been a thing when I was tiny."
eburtthebike: "Ride through a fridge and run over Boris?"
Car Delenda Est: "Rolling dismount with no handlebar, the holy grail."
alexuk: "The coolest thing you can do on a bike? ...Make it home alive."
It's with great sadness the family of Brian Robinson have to announce his passing yesterday.
Funeral detail to follow. pic.twitter.com/3rQL1aAMdK
— Jake womersley (@Jake_womersley) October 26, 2022
Robinson was the first British rider to complete the Tour de France, and the first Brit to win a stage, but also a much-loved figure within the British racing scene, as evident from the glowing tributes rolling in this morning...
Just heard that Brian Robinson has died. The saddest news. He was a great man, a fierce competitor, a trailblazer, a generous soul, funny as hell and kinder than you could imagine. Yorkshire, England, has lost a Great. pic.twitter.com/bzkU3v82Oj
— Ned Boulting (@nedboulting) October 26, 2022
Sad to hear of the passing of Brian Robinson, but what a great life - a true pioneer of our sport. Condolences to his family. Rest in Peace. https://t.co/xzlCixaKIO
— Brian Cookson OBE (@BrianCooksonOBE) October 26, 2022
More to follow...
Introducing your seventh Conservative Transport Secretary since 2010...
The Rt Hon Mark Harper MP @Mark_J_Harper has been appointed Secretary of State for Transport @TransportGovUK. #Reshufflepic.twitter.com/zJxIxtpySL
— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) October 25, 2022
We've had Hammond, Greening, McLoughlin, Grayling, Shapps, Trevelyan, and now Harper, who said he was "delighted" to have been appointed to the role by Rishi Sunak.
"Transport affects us all, and I can't wait to tackle the challenges we face so we can deliver for communities across our United Kingdom," the typically empty appointment statement read.
According to They Work For You, Harper — the MP for the Forest of Dean since 2005 — has generally voted for lower taxes on fuel for motor vehicles, almost always voted against greater public control of bus services, generally voted against a publicly owned railway system, consistently voted against slowing the rise in rail fares and almost always voted for higher taxes on plane tickets.
Make of that what you will...
Anyway, here's the obligatory snap on a bike. That's a pretty pristine white shirt for off-roading...
Welcome to this crucial role @Mark_J_Harper@TheAA_UK looks forward to working with you to improve road safety, reduce congestion and boost the economy.
— Edmund King OBE (@AAPresident) October 25, 2022
Welcome back to the live blog...
the coolest thing you can do on a bike is dismount and coast for a little bit standing on one pedal
— dr.alexandra-n-furter PhD (@bigmoodenergy) October 25, 2022
We're starting today by talking cool cycling skills... and fair enough, the rolling dismount is up there... but I'm sure we've got a few suggestions of our own...
As a kid, riding with no hands was always the ultimate, right? Then with that 'trick' in the bag my attention turned to those balance wizards who didn't unclip at the lights, trackstanding their way to the top of the coolness rankings. Once I've worked out how to trackstand (for more than two seconds) I'll tell you what comes next...
So, what is the coolest thing you can do on a bike? I'm sure Danny MacAskill has some suggestions...
There was a shout-out for the cargo bike backflip...
Probably the world's first cargo bike backflip, via Hagenbikes on Instagram. This is crazy cool pic.twitter.com/W1UuKtqYh9
— Ed Festival Cycling (@edfoc) October 24, 2022
And cyclocross...
Cyclocross enters the chat pic.twitter.com/zouPo6Tf0x
— David C B 🌻☮️ (@tzed250) October 25, 2022
But what about casually pulling your bottle for a sip before a no hands transfer of shades onto helmet while everyone else is blowing out their back door up a climb? That's up there... but maybe I'm just weird...and/or very uncool...