Ah, the old ‘why aren’t you riding in the cycle lane?’ chestnut, able to migrate seamlessly from passing car windows to social media posts...
As anyone who has ever stumbled onto the live blog – or read our feature on the use of cycle lanes, or, if we’re honest, ever ridden a bike within a 50-mile radius of some rudimentary ‘infrastructure’ – will know, cyclists are not obliged to use bike lanes for all sorts of reasons: from the lack of protection a narrow strip of paint provides to the amount of debris and hazards (often car-shaped) that they tend to collect.
> Why don't cyclists use cycle lanes?
So, cyclists may not be obliged to use cycle lanes – but that doesn’t stop some motorists from complaining when they don’t.
Last week on the live blog, we reported that sports presenter and son of Rob Reiner, Jake Reiner, received an almighty social media backlash after posting a video of an “unacceptable” group of cyclists riding next to a fairly substandard bike lane in California.
Today, we’re taking a 15-hour flight (in the most environmentally friendly sense, of course) to Sydney, where a Reddit user lambasted some cyclists for “holding up traffic” in the city’s Marrickville suburb over the weekend.
“After watching these geniuses ride slowly down the whole length of the street next to the bike path as cars were stopped behind them, I can see why people get p***ed off,” the user wrote.
In the now-deleted post, the motorist – who noted that they took the photo from the passenger seat of the car – claimed that they are usually in support of bike paths, but that their truly harrowing, traumatic experience (I may be exaggerating) has swayed their opinion.
While a quick game of anti-cycling bingo ensued in the comments – “dressed like they’re in the Tour de France”, “should be illegal to not use a bike path”, and “inconsiderate” all popped up out of the machine – most Reddit users leapt to the defence of the cyclists, with locals pointing out that the bike lane in question just isn’t up to scratch.
“This bike path has stop signs at every intersection for cyclists instead of having priority as you do using the main road,” one user pointed out.
“That is the worst bike path in Sydney,” another claimed. “It has four junctions where you have to give way in every direction and can’t see oncoming traffic.
“It switches between going onto the pavement and road. Then about 40 metres from where they are in this pic it just stops, and you have to cycle across a busy road.”
“Yeah, a lot of these bike lanes are not fit for purpose and are far more dangerous than riding on the road,” said a local.
As if to underline the point, another Reddit user posted a photo of the bike lane in question – completely blocked by a parked car:
So, tell me why cyclists don’t use cycle lanes again?
I can sense a theme developing on the live blog this morning…
After Edinburgh unveiled its brand-new “unicycle lane” on Leith Walk at the weekend – described by one local cyclist as a “death-trap” and “narrower than a pair of handlebars” – it seems that the search is now on to find the UK’s most slender piece of bike infrastructure.
Now, there’s a reality show premise I can get behind…
First to audition is active travel activist and part-time Snake Pass trespasser Harry Gray, with this belter from Manchester:
Officially the narrowest cycle lane in the world? pic.twitter.com/zk1f3OY56D
— Harry Gray (@HarryHamishGray) February 6, 2023
You can get knocked off here even if the driver doesn't encroach into your lane pic.twitter.com/G0YBCNiB5d
— Harry Gray (@HarryHamishGray) February 6, 2023
Alexa, translate Moordstrookje for me…
But just as the standing ovation for Gray’s submission died down, Belfast then sneaked its way into the judge’s hearts with this 50cm-wide cracker:
I wish. From Belfast... 🤢 pic.twitter.com/OBinRpLs2M
— Brian Shannon (@BrianShannon123) February 6, 2023
About 50cm pic.twitter.com/PwFPFse17H
— Brian Shannon (@BrianShannon123) February 6, 2023
It turns out – perhaps unsurprisingly, it is the UK after all – that there’s plenty of contenders for the crown. It’s going to be a close-run thing:
I present to you Fleet's Lane in Poole, Dorset!https://t.co/3Eac6WXrTv
— MSec | @ms3c [at] infosec.exchange">ms3c [at] infosec.exchange (@_msec_) February 6, 2023
Strong candidate? pic.twitter.com/5i15MV8xAP
— Keith Lea (@lea_keith) February 6, 2023
@KirkleesCouncil have an entry in the competition with this little gem, but I don't think it's quite as narrow. pic.twitter.com/TO1amqnK9o
— Sam Shepherd (@samshep) February 6, 2023
Richmond says hold my beer (twice). Will get a measurement later. pic.twitter.com/q2e3uQx8VH
— John Price (@jh_price) February 6, 2023
Even stupidly dangerous cycle lanes from further afield were joining in on the fun, including this dodgy-looking balancing act from Virginia:
This one in Arlington, VA is also great. Couldn't even fit the pictogram on the dodgy shoulder. pic.twitter.com/58PmPLTi32
— Ján Jančár (@j08ny) February 6, 2023
Now, it’s over to you: Do you know any promising young (or old) bike lanes striving to become the world’s narrowest piece of cycling infrastructure?
Let us know in the comments!
Plenty of worthy nominees in today’s comments section for the much-coveted 2023 Narrowest Cycle Lane in the World prize (the winner of which, in case you were wondering, earns themselves a terrifying close pass).
Brooksby nominated this painted shrug of the shoulders in Bristol, on the way to the Clifton Suspension Bridge, which helpfully gets even narrower as you approach the bend:
Nniff suggested a few contenders – first, the A24:
And then this baffling bit of abruptly-curtailed infra in Croydon, which – although not the narrowest – nniff reckons should be included purely for “sheer failure to grasp the concept”:
Finally, there’s this oldie but a goldie (which I’m sure has featured on the blog before) from Biker Phil:
Now, all we need is Ben Affleck looking bored and we’ve got ourselves an award ceremony!
Liverpool is being “left behind quite badly” when it comes to its infrastructure, according to the city’s walking and cycling commissioner Simon O’Brien.
O’Brien, an actor and television presenter, pointed out to the Baltic Triangle Podcast this week that most journeys in Liverpool are less than 5km, yet half are taken by car – while only two percent of all journeys in the region are cycled.
“The historic way of encouraging people to cycle in Liverpool and the surrounding region has been to paint a white line on the floor and say ‘there you go’. That is not acceptable anymore,” O’Brien told the podcast.
“They are now doing it in Manchester, they are now doing it in Leeds, they are now doing it in Birmingham. So, Liverpool city region is really getting left behind quite badly on this kind of stuff.
“Leicester, as a city, has transformed itself with its cycling and walking infrastructure in the past five years, so it can be done if there is the political will and money to do it.”
In recent years, the Metro Mayor of the Liverpool City Region, Steve Rotheram, has committed to the creation of a 600km network of new and upgraded walking and cycling routes, while last month Liverpool City Council announced that it was pressing ahead with plans to develop a new ‘mobility strategy’ designed to make it easier to access the city centre without a car.
But O’Brien says change isn’t happening quickly enough, and that Liverpool should capitalise on the additional funding set aside for cycling through Active Travel England.
“Always, you were going to different councils and they will say ‘yes, we really want to do this and we know we should be doing this but we just haven’t got the money’. That’s not the case anymore,” he said.
“Liverpool city region has received, and will continue to receive, different tranches of investment if you show the willingness and the plans that will make it easier and safer to cycle and walk. So the money is there, it now needs the political will.
“So, my message is that we have to do it, we have to do it quickly, and we have to get going right now. The money is there, so there are no more excuses.”
Is @campagnolosrl really about to ditch its distinctive thumb lever on new wireless groupset? It looks like you're going to get two shift levers behind the brake lever, and small shift buttons on the inner face of shifter body too https://t.co/oS6DSOykgJ#cyclingpic.twitter.com/UBH1hVelQL
— road.cc (@roadcc) February 7, 2023
Are you for or against the apparent demise of the Campag thumb lever?
> Is Campagnolo about to ditch thumb lever on wireless groupset?
Rein Taaramäe is a great cyclist, and even greater person 🫶
He completed 21 days of training camp in Rwanda, gifting 23kg of equipment to the local riders, trained with them and learned from them 🇷🇼 pic.twitter.com/BYbTi9DnB2
— Intermarché-Circus-Wanty (@IntermarcheCW) February 7, 2023
As well as kitting out local riders head-to-toe in Intermarché-Circus-Wanty gear, the 35-year-old Estonian spent his three weeks in Rwanda sharing his experiences as a veteran of the peloton and a three-time grand tour stage winner, and offering advice to his training companions on how to improve as a cyclist.
“I think he’s the right person to do it. He has had his ups and downs during the career and he has learned and experienced a lot,” his wife Hanna said on Twitter.
Ahead of this month’s UCI Cycling Esports World Championships (more on that on an upcoming podcast), and in homage to the upcoming Glasgow-centric mega worlds taking place in August, last week Zwift launched its brand-new Scotland world.
The new tartan-themed virtual indoor cycling world includes five routes, three of which will be used for the Esports worlds – the Rolling Highlands, City and the Sgurr [rocky peak to all you anglicisers], Glasgow Crit Circuit, Loch Loop, and the Muckle Yin – and includes plenty of classically Scottish castles, fens, lochs, and beinns.
However, as Glasgow-based Suvi pointed out in her Tech of the Week update from the weekend, the world is not supposed to be a factually accurate representation of Scotland – instead it is simply inspired by “Glasgow and Scottish landscapes”. So, if you’re tootling along on Zwift and start wondering how the Giant’s Causeway ended up in Edinburgh, that’s why.
Am I in Co. Antrim?
While the world is currently only open for events and races until early March, the reviews have started flooding in – and, surprise, most of them revolve around the extent to which the routes can be described as “Scottish”.
“Having just completed all the roads in the new Zwift world, I have to say it’s about as Scottish as Braveheart!” says Keith, a member of the Zwift Rider Facebook group.
“I wish Zwift had called it something else, because it’s a great course, and the two decent climbs are fantastic. But sticking a few castles, random Glasgow landmarks, deer, Highland cows, and even Nessie(!) doesn’t make it Scottish!”
Lars was rather more enthused, however, writing: “Scotland is great! I did all the Scotland route yesterday including Glasgow. Though I have never been to Glasgow, I did live a couple of years as a child in Scotland near Edinburgh. And it felt good to come home.
“I love the hills – not mountains – and therefore a great variation in up/down as you travel around. The open grassy landscape is nice and nostalgic to ride in. Really good.”
Nobody has mentioned yet whether it feels as cold riding Zwift’s version of Scotland as it does in real life…
On the forum: Is the move to disc brakes on road bikes here to stay, or will bike brands who have discontinued rim brakes from their range start to offer them again in the future? Join the healthy(ish) discussion... https://t.co/OWMBjNwJvo#cyclingpic.twitter.com/fTiCaUVGed
— road.cc (@roadcc) February 7, 2023
The never-ending brake discussion continues…
Wait until a cold February morning…
CS4 you beauty pic.twitter.com/mT2co8O2Im— Rory McCarron (@CyclingLawLDN) February 7, 2023
Another week, another local councillor engaging in a spot of anti-cycling bingo…
This time, it was the turn of Liam Billington, a Conservative councillor for the Stalybridge South ward in Tameside Metropolitan Borough Council, who decided – for some strange reason – to spend his Sunday morning on Twitter, lambasting what he colourfully described as the “overly sensitive lycra lobby that throw tantrums if you don’t worship at the altar of ‘active travel’.”
Being a councillor you get representations from different groups. Nothing compares to the overly sensitive lycra lobby that throw tantrums if you don’t worship at the altar of “active travel”.
— Cllr. Liam Billington 🇬🇧🇺🇦 (@liambillington) February 5, 2023
Cheers for that Liam.
Somewhat unsurprisingly, Billington’s tweet – which prompted accusations of othering, stereotyping, and dehumanising cyclists, as well as trivialising calls for increased road safety – attracted such a barrage of criticism that the councillor was forced to deactivate the replies:
Active travel barely exists in Tameside. Their 'tantrums' are probably out of desperation for safety. If you built a network of quality protected cycle lanes, which should be basic infrastructure like pavements & roads. You would probably never hear from people who ride bikes.
— James Stafford (@Jamesdestafford) February 6, 2023
Are you able to articulate a sentence without othering and dehumanising people you don't agree with?
— PhoneKills (@phonekills) February 6, 2023
Yet another councillor stereotyping ‘cyclists’. Sigh.
— Leicestershire Loves Cycling (@LeicsCountyBike) February 6, 2023
Lycra has nothing to do with active travel. Lazy stereotyping is often the fallback of the bigot.
— Macc Active Traveller (@lkchdschh) February 6, 2023
stop trivializing people's safety
— OB Cycler (@ob_cycler) February 6, 2023
Lycra? We're just people who use bikes to get to work, school and see friends. pic.twitter.com/CvYjQhKBPI
— Harry Gray (@HarryHamishGray) February 6, 2023
You're basically accusing people who don't want to die on the roads of being overly sensitive. It's this kind of thinking that's led to children no longer being able to travel anywhere without a 4x4.
— Tom Jeffs (@tom_a_jeffs) February 6, 2023
Is that what the kids call being ratioed?
My favourite pro cyclist strikes again:
Just bought a cassette player.
I feel the nirvana coming closer.— Jacopo Guarnieri (@jacopoguarnieri) February 6, 2023
However, the other member of Lotto Dstny who can actually remember buying tapes, Thomas De Gendt, doesn’t reckon the Italian’s old school ways will catch on with the team’s young Spotify merchants like Arnaud De Lie…
All the young guys in the team don’t know what that is. They imagine you bought some kind of player for your 11-36 shimano cassette.
— Thomas De Gendt (@DeGendtThomas) February 6, 2023
While most of this morning’s blog has focused on the clear safety and quality issues associated with some cycle lanes, we’re not going to turn our attentions to an altogether more positive bike lane-related development in Hertfordshire.
Hertfordshire County Council announced this week that a new gritter, specially designed for cycle paths, is being trialled as part of the new cycling and pedestrian improvement works in Welwyn Garden City’s town centre.
According to the council, the vehicle sprays the cycle path with a brine solution, rather than rock salt, as this is the preferred product for treating cycleways. The town’s Hunter Bridge cycleway has been added to the year’s gritting schedule on a trial basis, to allow the council to monitor how best to keep the area’s cycle lanes open and safe during the winter.
The gritter trial comes in just as improvements to Welwyn Garden City’s active travel network enter their next phase – works to Hunters Bridge have just been completed, while a permanent two-way cycle route has been installed on Bridge Road, with other improvements, such as dedicated spaces for cycling and the introduction of a town centre 20mph limit, set to be introduced in the autumn.
“These developments to the town centre in Welwyn Garden City will significantly improve the cycling and walking infrastructure for local residents and visitors and I’m delighted that the works are progressing well,” says Hertfordshire County Council’s executive member for highways and transport Phil Bibby.
“I’m also pleased that we’re trialling a new gritter which will ensure that cycle paths will be safer to use when we experience colder weather.
“Our Corporate Plan sets out the vision for a cleaner, greener, healthier Hertfordshire. Providing safe and easy ways for people to walk and travel by bike is key to making this become a reality.”
Another NFT opportunity then.
— José Been (@JoseBeenTV) February 7, 2023
Harsh, but fair…
> Wout van Aert is selling his three biggest wins – as NFT digital assets
It’s safe to say that we’re in a golden era of fly-on-the-wall cycling documentaries. Movistar’s The Least Expected Day series (otherwise known as the greatest slapstick sitcom of all time) is now in its third, bonkers season, while Jumbo-Visma and Soudal-Quick Step all have similar docuseries coming on Amazon Prime.
And that’s before we even get to the big one – Netflix’s as-yet-untitled Tour de France show, which promises, just like its producers managed with Formula 1, to bring a whole new audience to the sport.
As someone who grew up hoping that the snooker would end early so we could catch the last 15km of that day’s Giro stage on Eurosport, and when classic racing docs like A Sunday in Hell felt like ghosts from a bygone era, rather than actual physical tapes, it can all feel a bit surreal.
> Netflix Tour de France documentary could take sport "to next level" says Patrick Lefevere
So, adding to that already heady mix of seemingly access-all-areas cycling programmes comes the Mark Cavendish Movie, currently in production and set to air on Netflix.
The news of a Cavendish doc, which we presume will focus on his quest to stand alone as the Tour’s greatest stage winner (along with his turbulent search for a team this winter and the aftermath of the violent robbery at his home and subsequent trial), was revealed by sports writer Matt Dickinson in a lengthy interview with the Manx Missile in the Times.
In the interview, Dickinson asks Cavendish if he believes that the first scene of his forthcoming Netflix documentary will feature him winning his 35th Tour stage.
“The goal is winning. Not one particular win, it’s winning,” Cavendish replied. “The Tour de France is what I’ve always set my career around, and from outside I’m well aware [what people will say]. We are at that point I can stand alone [from Merckx].
“Another win at the Tour is everything to people but, for me, it’s not one win, it’s two or three, whatever I can do.
“For me it is quite simple. I can continue riding my bike, I can continue winning, so why not do it? I love it. I love racing. It’s changed. The racing is not as enjoyable but I still love it.”
While Dickinson confirmed that a Cavendish doc is on the way – sending cycling fans scrambling to plan their now-packed TV watching schedule – the interview didn’t mention if the film currently has a title.
So here’s my suggestions: “Mark Cavendish and the Astana Redemption”, “A Manxman in Paris”, “Weekend at Vino’s”… and, if it had focused on Cav’s 2022 season, “Mark Cavendish’s July Off”.
I’ll leave the rest of the suggestions to you…
All road users would prefer our badly pot holed dangerous third world roads to be made safer. That’s where the money needs spending. Virtue signalling to a fit young minority from an anti driver government seems to the priority again. @mrpotholeukhttps://t.co/SOei8Wwwtz
— Howard Cox (@HowardCCox) February 6, 2023
It seems that the Fair Fuel UK founder’s latest dubious response to the government’s newest round of active travel funding– which, as the likes of Ned Boulting noted in the replies, is only a drop in the ocean compared to the money spent on other driver-centric initiatives – has gone down well on Twitter:
For context, this is less than 1% of what is annually spent on local and national roads. https://t.co/tQqqLWzwAb
— Ned Boulting (@nedboulting) February 6, 2023
£200m is £4 per head. The government has spent £1.4bn on a single roundabout, that's £28 per head. This is risible
— Dave McCraw (@david_mccraw) February 6, 2023
As a driver we are getting £2+ billion spend to cross under 400m of the River Thames at Silvertown / Greenwich that only motorised vehicles are allowed to use.
I guess we could swap funds.— @lxtwin [at] mastodonapp.uk, Just in case (@lxtwin) February 6, 2023
Everyone benefits from better walking and cycling routes, Howard, not just young people and women.
Including drivers when they’re not driving.
Not every great new policy has to be opposed with whataboutery.
Celebrate this one, even if most of us want to see much more spent.
— jon shaw (@jonathanlshaw) February 6, 2023