You didn't think you were going to get to slip into classics season without you know who making a live blog appearance with some eyebrow-raising comments about bike racing, did you?
Today's topic? The current generation of bike racers and their "hugs and high fives" that would "have been totally foreign to me". Roll the tape...
I’m impressed with this generation of cyclists. In many ways, they are more talented. But they do not compete like we did.
Hugs and high fives? This would have been totally foreign to me.
(via @DannyDuncan69) pic.twitter.com/rXJyB5rvPX
— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) March 14, 2024
"This generation now, these guys go hammer, race each other, some guy will lose. The guy who wins is waiting at the finish line. They're f*****g hugging it out... I'm like, what?"
This feels like the cycling equivalent of a former footballer, of questionable ability, moaning about the current generation saying hello to their mates in the tunnel pre-match.
"You're just waiting there so you can all hug this out? After you just lost? I'm not saying that our generation was the way to do it or that I was proud, I think it's kind of cool to see, but it wasn't like that for us. Never even crossed my mind," he continued.
"I do think our generation's racing was better [...] we didn't hate each other but even for me, nobody ever did anything to me that would have led me to be like I hate this motherf*****. I would make things up and read an article and be like, 'well, I guess I could read it in a certain way, well, f*** them."
There are things I miss about cyclism of the 90s, but honestly that kind of toxic behaviour is not one of them.
— SandyB (@SandraCirri) March 14, 2024
Or maybe just...
— Bruce Masterson (@BruceJMasterson) March 14, 2024
As Ryan pointed out to me this morning, the sporting handshake with Jan Ullrich as the pair crossed the line together atop Luz-Ardiden during the 2001 Tour must have been scratched from the history books too, plenty of asterisks from that era...
In the past 14 months, Lance Armstrong's achievements stretched to becoming a reality TV villain after clashing with a Modern Family star over trans athletes during a bizarre US show where celebrities pretended to be astronauts on a simulated version of Mars. Cue the claims that he is "all too familiar" with being cancelled... and the counter shouts from the internet questioning Lance's credentials for lecturing the public about "fairness in sports"...
Last year, he also objected to a poll by cycling statistics website ProCyclingStats, marking the 10-year anniversary of his Oprah confession, who asked if Armstrong should get his results back?
"The only people that should be asked are the ones who were in the battle with me. I know their answer," he claimed, pulling off the quite incredible achievement of apparently managing to ask every single professional cyclist he ever raced against within four hours.
Short back and sides, out. Mullet?! In...
🌈 A world champion is roaming in the streets of Pavia...
But the mullet though 👀 #MilanoSanremo presented by @CA_Itapic.twitter.com/bUp6cuKnV7
— Milano Sanremo (@Milano_Sanremo) March 15, 2024
The Association of Cycle Traders (ACT) has chosen Saturday 4 May as this year's Local Bike Shop Day, taking place on the weekend of the early May bank holiday. The ACT is encouraging the industry and wider cycling community to support the campaign as part of a wider effort to kickstart the sector following a difficult couple of post-pandemic years.
Jonathan Harrison from the ACT said: "Local Bike Shop Day is a celebration of the character, quality, and passion of the UK's bike businesses, we hope that this year's campaign can play a role in kickstarting the industry's recovery. While Local Bike Shop Day is just one day a year, its main objective is raising awareness of the invaluable service that our IBDs offer year-round.
"There are plenty of ways for bike businesses to get involved in the day, in the past, shops have led rides in their community, hosted repair workshops with some even putting on gigs in store. It really is up to you how you use the campaign to promote what your business and what you have to offer."
Find out more here...
It's the Friday before San Remo, the highlight of the season for some, completely and utterly boring for others. Personally, I've grown to love it. Sure, if you watch all seven hours you'll be feeling the tedium but, that final half hour with all its jeopardy, apprehension and sudden bursts of life, into a final 10km when you can barely take a second to blink.
To me, it feels about as high-stakes as cycling gets all year. Seven hours of effort and you've got one shot to win it. Don't miss your chance. The fact any type of rider can win — from Grand Tour-winning climbers like Vincenzo Nibali in 2018 to the fastest sprinters — has to count for something.
A reminder of last year's decisive moment...
Van der Poel's attack on the Poggio was unreal 😲
The Dutchman won Milano-Sanremo 2023 with an unforgettable solo move 💪@AlpecinDCK@mathieuvdpoelpic.twitter.com/SYvnC0JGvc
— Road Code (@RoadCode) March 15, 2024
Mathieu van der Poel returns to defend his crown this year, home favourites Filippo Ganna and in-form Alberto Bettiol flying the Italian flag. Or will it be dropper post king Matej Mohorič? No Wout van Aert for Visma-Lease a Bike... can Christophe Laporte take his chance as the main man? Mads Pedersen, Biniam Girmay, Tom Pidcock and, of course, Tadej Pogačar... who do you fancy?
The moment I've been waiting for all morning. It's comments time...
"Disagree. Pogi is still putting on a show and winning without the peloton hating him. Maybe people are just more like-able than Lance was."
Warren Greene: "I think listening to him about anything to do with cycling might be incorrect. For some reason."
James Fraser: "I've raced in multisport, road running and trail/ultra running. One of the reasons I got addicted to ultra running and left the roads and bike behind a bit is that several hours after the winners are finished, they're often still at the finish line applauding finishers, hugging it out and dishing out cake and warm drinks. It's called being a sportsperson."
Mark Gray: "They are actually having fun Lance, try it."
Shake: "It sounds like someone needs a hug."
Boopop: "Armstrong's outdone himself here, truly. You go up to the average person in the street and ask them 'Do you think pro cycilsts should compete like those of Lance Armstrong's era did?'. I think 'Yes, they should stop hugging and high fiving"' would be a 'Pointless answer, and 'No, they should not take performance enhancing drugs' would get the full 100."
The first riders for the 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲 are...
🏆 World Champion @LotteKopecky
🇬🇧 British cycling royalty @lizziedeignan
🌟 2023 Ford RideLondon Champion @charlotte_kool
🌟 2022 & 2019 Ford RideLondon Champion @lorenawiebespic.twitter.com/6VnERlR6Xk— Ford RideLondon (@RideLondon) March 15, 2024
BIG NAMES announced for May's Ford RideLondon Classique, world champion Lotte Kopecky, Lizzie Deignan, Lorena Wiebes and Charlotte Kool all coming to Britain (well, Essex and London) to do battle in what may be the only elite race on these shores in 2024. Fingers crossed British Cycling pulls a stage race-shaped rabbit out of the hat on that front...
> British Cycling hopes to deliver Tour of Britain and women's edition in 2024
In the meantime, the three-stage Ford RideLondon Classique is shaping up with a stellar field, the race's director Scott Sunderland saying it is proof "the best riders in the world want to race" here.
"The talent on show in the 2024 field represents the very best of the elite women's peloton," he said. "The sprinting on show will be of the highest order and this could be the fastest edition of the race ever.
"With a world-class line-up on a world-class course, you can expect to see aggressive team tactics and strategic attacks by riders. The course has been modified in 2024 to reward this type of racing during the stages in Essex. The quartet of Lizzie, Lotte, Charlotte and Lorena is formidable, and they boast more world, European and national titles, not to mention stage wins, than I can count on two hands. They are sure to be among the key players in this year's race and I cannot wait to see what unfolds."
The Ford RideLondon Classique begins in Saffron Walden on Friday 24 May, with a stage ending in Colchester. The Saturday will see the race return to Maldon before the finale on The Mall on Sunday 26 May, with eight laps of a central London course.
The British Heart Foundation says participation levels for its London to Brighton ride have fallen following a two-year break due to Covid, the charity's head of events hoping to "re-establish" it as "the nation's favourite bike ride".
Around 10,000 people tackled the 54-mile route last year, which had 16,000 participants during its pre-pandemic peak. Anna McCaughley says the charity hopes levels will pick up again this summer, with 12,000 riders the aim for 2024, and growing the event to 20,000 participants the goal over the next few years.
"We really want to re-establish this as the nation's favourite bike ride and it's really important for the amount of money we raise so we're working really hard to attract new audiences and improve the experience people have on the day," she told the BBC.
"Understandably, people were anxious about attending large-scale events and out of the habit of attending in-person events."
Since its inception the BHF London to Brighton has seen nearly 700,000 cyclists complete the ride from the English capital to the south coast, raising more than £50 million.
Ouch...
As Look Pro Go Slow explained...
To post or not to post…
Who's wrong? Me, there was a road on the right… and the road I was in became 'one-way' and as I was testing the bike, I didn't notice the one-way sign…
The driver was not on his telephone… he was just "absent" like me and took the turn the shorter he could, so no space for me to avoid him… he had 10 metres on the right side but still I wasn't supposed to be there so it’s only me to blame…
Strangely nothing broken, maybe a subluxation… and I have a big hematoma in the shoulder (did an MRI this morning)…
So in my bad luck I was really lucky…